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Global Sun Oven – Solar Cooker

Global Sun Oven – Solar Cooker

  • Rust-proof, highly polished, mirror-like anodized aluminum reflectors
  • Sets up in minutes
  • Lightweight with carry handle
  • Easy temperature monitoring
  • Will reach temps of 360 to 400 degrees Fahrenheit

The Global Sun Oven® is the world’s most widely used solar oven. Solar cooking has been around for centuries, but up to now, not many people have had the opportunity to try cooking with the sun. Using the most advanced materials, the Sun Oven takes all the hassles out of solar cooking to create the ultimate solar appliance.
The sun oven can be used in the winter as well as summer. It has been used very successfully at below zero conditions at a base camp on Mt. Everest.
Measures 19″ x 19″ with an average depth of 11″. The total weight is only 21 pounds. You can bake bread, make cookies, pizza, muffins, or anything you could prepare using a conventional oven.
The Global Sun Oven® lets you harness the power of the sun to cook without fuel and is currently being used in over 126 countries around the world.
Sundance Solar is proud to carry this high quality solar appliance that is designed to last a lifetime.

List Price: $ 299.50

Price: $ 239.00

30 Comments/Reviews

  • Roy says:
    4 stars

    Now if only there were a solar powered BBQ pit or BBQ Grill we might be able to live off grid. I know my survival efforts would be better if I could barbeque more

    Roy’s Pit BBQ

  • Verified Account says:

    Have my factors for not wanting a International Solar Oven…

  • Wandea Suzuki says:

    List of points that cause cancer:
    Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, infant food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, informal sex, automobile fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, very low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet regime soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, cost-free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, international warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, substantial bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, absence of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, very low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, cellular phones, MTBE, nickel, night time lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, inactive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sunshine beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), prepare stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, nicely water, bodyweight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.
    I never know if this list is true, I just googled it.

  • Marcus Yamaguchi says:

    It has come to my understanding that Obama is an environmentalists first and a tyrant second.

    All that is intelligent fluctuates amongst serious right and still left wing ideas. In brief intense left
    wing tips are focused and centered close to environmentalists ideas. But why?

    Environmentalists consider human-kind a disease. Every Single human can contribute 3000% CO^2 per human.
    This is because of three things… travel/commute, life-quality(electricity), and of program existence biased of the prior two.

    Once a sensible individual has surcomed to worldwide warming they attempt to remove the above 3 mentioned.
    This is only if the sensible person has surcomed to worldwide warming.

    You see, the international warming fearing person is paranoid of the truth that ‘the earth will become an oven’.
    These very same people imagine the Sunlight is expanding and do not even think about this into their equation.

    In short, you have two types of extremists. 1 suggests lifestyle on earth will be nonexistent when temperatures turn into high.
    The other indicates God determines the outcome.

    This is a great discussion amongst the enlightened, and the absence of.
    Higher temps. lead to human trivial according to recordings in our past.
    Yet severe higher temps. would lead to death.

    Liberals in their own ignorance do not understand that some species can/will survive in even severe larger temperatures.
    If this is true, than evolution will proceed even to the position that roaches will evolve into humans

  • Sofi Frias says:

    Have my causes for not wanting a International Sun Oven…

  • cable says:

    List of things that cause cancer:
    Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.
    I don’t know if this list is true, I just googled it.

  • norrin_shadowwolf says:

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

    When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

    Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

    The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

    Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

    The movie “Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

    Movie trivia: The movie “Invasion U.S.A.” is, in fact, a documentary.

    Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

    It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.

    Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way.

    The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.

    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

    Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

    Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris”

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    chcuk norris created all the colors of the visble light spectrum. except for pink. tom cruse created pink.

  • mr flibble says:

    Have my reasons for not wanting a Global Sun Oven…

  • tchouds says:

    List of things that cause cancer:
    Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.
    I don’t know if this list is true, I just googled it.

  • #NAME? says:

    Malachi 4
    1 For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.
    2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
    3 And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the LORD of hosts.
    This portion of scripture is pretty straight forward to me Boris.
    I suppose the same way that God allowed the plagues in Egypt to only effect the Egyptians Boris.

  • unicornninja says:

    It has come to my understanding that Obama is an environmentalists first and a tyrant second.

    All that is intelligent fluctuates between extreme right and left wing ideas. In short extreme left
    wing ideas are focused and centered around environmentalists ideas. But why?

    Environmentalists consider human-kind a disease. Each human can contribute 3000% CO^2 per human.
    This is because of three things… travel/commute, life-quality(electricity), and of course existence biased of the previous two.

    Once a wise person has surcomed to global warming they attempt to eliminate the above three mentioned.
    This is only if the wise person has surcomed to global warming.

    You see, the global warming fearing person is paranoid of the fact that ‘the earth will become an oven’.
    These same people believe the Sun is expanding and do not even consider this into their equation.

    In short, you have two types of extremists. One suggests life on earth will be nonexistent when temperatures become high.
    The other suggests God determines the outcome.

    This is a great debate between the enlightened, and the lack of.
    Higher temps. lead to human trivial according to recordings in our past.
    Yet extreme high temps. would lead to death.

    Liberals in their own ignorance do not understand that some species can/will survive in even extreme higher temperatures.
    If this is true, than evolution will continue even to the point that roaches will evolve into humans

  • geocaliacom says:

    Global Warming doesnt happen from cow farts, cars, factories or any of that crap. but from………..

    THE HOT STINKING AIR COMING FROM ALL THE POLITICIANS MOUTHS EVERYTIME THEY BREATHE, TALK OR OPEN THEIR MOUTHS IN WASHINGTON! THIS IS WHATS CAUSING “GLOBAL WARMING”!.This is why Washington DC is always trapping heat making it sweltering hot keeping any real snowfall from ever falling there.

    What should we do about this? Dont you want fresh air to be able to breathe? The hot oven stench coming directly from Washington and is now gonna take over New York and soon the WORLD!
    Should all of congress, the white house, and all these government people be forced to stop talking or breathing so we can help stop Global Warming and not have to breath in any hot stinky odors and people wont die from this heat???

    Everytime they open their mouth, its a domino effect and suddenly 300 miles away where I am, theres a heat wave with temperatures over 100 degrees and I gotta turn on the AC!!

    THEN,,, they tax the freon making it impossible to have the AC work anymore and everyone will be DOOMED!!

    How can we stop them from turning this place into the sun??

  • Marie-Pier Lessard says:

    It has come to my understanding that Obama is an environmentalists first and a tyrant second.

    All that is intelligent fluctuates between extreme right and left wing ideas. In short extreme left
    wing ideas are focused and centered around environmentalists ideas. But why?

    Environmentalists consider human-kind a disease. Each human can contribute 3000% CO^2 per human.
    This is because of three things… travel/commute, life-quality(electricity), and of course existence biased of the previous two.

    Once a wise person has surcomed to global warming they attempt to eliminate the above three mentioned.
    This is only if the wise person has surcomed to global warming.

    You see, the global warming fearing person is paranoid of the fact that ‘the earth will become an oven’.
    These same people believe the Sun is expanding and do not even consider this into their equation.

    In short, you have two types of extremists. One suggests life on earth will be nonexistent when temperatures become high.
    The other suggests God determines the outcome.

    This is a great debate between the enlightened, and the lack of.
    Higher temps. lead to human trivial according to recordings in our past.
    Yet extreme high temps. would lead to death.

    Liberals in their own ignorance do not understand that some species can/will survive in even extreme higher temperatures.
    If this is true, than evolution will continue even to the point that roaches will evolve into humans

  • Reema Gill says:

    Physics: Sun sends radiation made at 1 Million degrees to Earth and Venus. The atmosphere in Earth and Venus lets the radiation heating pass through. The atmosphere in Earth and Venus reflects the PLANETARY heat radiation back to the planet, in proportion to the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere. It may be impossible for enough people to understand this, soon enough to stop Global Warming. In due time the water vapor will increase Global Warming so much that ALL the ocean water will be vaporized and cover the Earth. Water vapor is a worse than Carbon Dioxide to keep heat on Earth..
    The atmosphere of Venus is mostly CO2 and the planet warmed up until the amount of heat radiated out equals the amount of heat energy from the sun that is absorbed. The final, stable, temperature of Venus Atmosphere is 845 Deg. Fahrenheit. In due time, the Earth will reach the same temperature.
    Actually, it will be a little less because Venus is closer to the Sun. You noticed that the closer you get your hand to a hot oven, the warmer your hand gets, right?

  • Jazel says:

    I’ve bought a house where the oven was a free-standing oven fitting in between units. The vendors are taking the oven and I would like to get a built in oven and hob to go in the gap but how does a built in oven work? What does it stand on? The kitchen units etc are still available in Ikea so I can buy any extra bits I will need.

  • Rachael Dempster says:

    List of things that cause cancer:
    Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.
    I don’t know if this list is true, I just googled it.

  • kacie amick says:

    Due to much higher sun activity warming is meant to increase tremendously over the next few years

    Not our fault actually and pollution may actually help block out the sun heat (global dimming) as was pr oven the day after 9/11

    time for us all to buy v8s and install air conditioning perhaps??

    how many jobs could be created, restoring our mines putting thousands back to work

    again we are powerless to stop the rise, so should we not act to protect ourselves and our families with things like ac units

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Global-Warming-Earth-Could-Heat-Up-More-Than-Expected-Due-To-Natural-Factors/Article/200908115352688?lpos=World_News_Top_Stories_Header_4&lid=ARTICLE_15352688_Global_Warming%3A_Earth_Could_Heat_Up_More_Than_Expected_Due_To_Natural_Factors

  • Victoria Santiago says:

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

    When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

    Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

    The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

    Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

    The movie “Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

    Movie trivia: The movie “Invasion U.S.A.” is, in fact, a documentary.

    Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

    It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.

    Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way.

    The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.

    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

    Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

    Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris”

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    chcuk norris created all the colors of the visble light spectrum. except for pink. tom cruse created pink.

  • Mrs Nice Watch says:

    Can you guess which song inspired this poem?

    so this is a poem about the rise of a powerful person and his descent into madness

    once there was a man who walked alone
    and in the dead of night , he was shown
    what it means to live and what it means to be alive
    and then this man began to strive , saying
    ” i was once a poor boy in the wilderness
    and the preacher helped me find my way
    and now i know the truth
    and now i have a home – at last ”
    But this was not enough – why would it be ?
    This poor boy was hated by society
    so he got a toy gun and shot at a statue
    depecting monarchial tyranny
    saying ” in this way opression will die . ”
    And he said to the world , come follow me
    and ill save your souls and destiny
    but no one followed , because they were enslaved
    by the drivel on the radio bombarding them that day
    and he said ” come folllow me children of adom
    and ill save you from them both – bush and saddam
    such tyranny feeds at the strains of the stone age
    feeding with bondage , knowledge and carnage ”
    but the children of adom followed not
    and so preacher boy called them edom and pol pot
    and preacher boy began to blaspheme god
    and preacher boy hated the aharonic rod
    saying ” this is the end , this is the time
    this is the call from the god of mine
    to annihilate sinners and to strive in my power
    i want to be famous , just for 1 hour ”
    so preacher boy became teacher boy
    and taught the world about columbus
    he started hating those lost heathens that he was meant to save
    martin luther , and lucifer , hating the jewish way
    saying ” i can show you all my knowledge
    i can get you into college ”
    after college the boy went on
    to write a story and
    he discovered the twin sun
    he became an astronout
    and ruled from camelot
    and he ran a business that was a car dealership
    joining heavy industry
    loving all society
    runing for the senate
    becoming on top of it
    running for president
    becoming a global resident
    his power achieves unity
    his dreams are a reality
    his knife assassinates his mind
    he kills kennedy 10 more times
    and bush , obama morphed in one
    realizing osama isnt done
    the ressurection of the dead
    the attraction of zedong the red
    the armies of the demon locusts
    the end of the world is upon us
    the innocent boy once an orphan
    becomes a tyrant , becomes a madman
    he enforces vaccinations
    he enforces forced cremation
    all the dead are burned in ovens
    increasing the pharisee’s leaven
    practicing with the heathens
    thousands of dead percievers
    hundred thousand dead of his own followers
    millions of dead believers
    billions of dead dissenters
    trillions of dead relenters
    all the dead gather against him
    and he descends to madness
    and he joins the sadness
    weeping for the loss of innocence
    dreaming in his own dream sequence
    inviting over linton and heathcliff
    machiavelli and hindley and breathing
    the life of society , convenience maniacy
    escalating concentrating
    pointalism then is raging
    cubism , cubaism
    stalinism , castroism
    castrated stalin zedong
    the end initiated by a gong
    this madman kills men
    because they are not aliens
    the scientologists massacre them
    and anonymous is too busy with ” end the fed ” then
    NESARA takes over the world
    sherry shriners to busy fighting with Nikomia to care
    alex jones is reduced to a ruined heap
    jesus-is-savior.com confiscated by the government
    where are we now ? were all dead
    and the man – the little boy of innonce
    raves with power like a lunatic
    he kills the world
    corrupts the morals
    creates gmos
    illuminizes the soil
    monsanto nazis
    zionislamic policies
    hussein and muslim tyranny
    approaching his policies
    the end of libertarianism
    the end of conservatism
    the end of right and left
    united are the east and west
    united against hebraic ways
    because of their antisemitic persuasions
    and all the world is left in astonishment
    as they all rise from the dead
    and the madman drools from his own head
    and he ends the world in a holocaust
    and we are all killed and the end is near
    little children the end is here
    nuclear bombs – the worst fear
    of man , life , and liberty
    and this man and his holocaust society
    reflect the past in the broken glass
    of the sands of time of lybia and iraq
    saying ”
    once there was a man who walked alone
    and in the dead of night , he was shown
    what it means to live and what it means to be alive
    and then this man began to strive”
    and now this man is locked in hell
    holocausts didnt serve his soul well
    were all dead , were all cyring
    society is dying….

    little orphan weeping . little orphan sleeping .
    we show him love . he strives
    he gains power . we die
    little orphan weeping . holocaust

  • christian101lopezsbcglobalnet says:

    List of things that cause cancer:
    Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.
    I don’t know if this list is true, I just googled it.

  • Linzi Munn says:

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

    When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

    Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

    The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

    Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

    The movie “Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

    Movie trivia: The movie “Invasion U.S.A.” is, in fact, a documentary.

    Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

    It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.

    Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way.

    The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.

    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

    Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

    Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris”

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    chcuk norris created all the colors of the visble light spectrum. except for pink. tom cruse created pink.

  • Came Here Feb20 says:

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

    When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

    Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

    The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

    Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

    The movie “Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

    Movie trivia: The movie “Invasion U.S.A.” is, in fact, a documentary.

    Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

    It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.

    Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way.

    The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.

    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

    Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

    Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris”

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    chcuk norris created all the colors of the visble light spectrum. except for pink. tom cruse created pink.

  • Tigo R Alencar says:

    It has come to my understanding that Obama is an environmentalists first and a tyrant second.

    All that is intelligent fluctuates between extreme right and left wing ideas. In short extreme left
    wing ideas are focused and centered around environmentalists ideas. But why?

    Environmentalists consider human-kind a disease. Each human can contribute 3000% CO^2 per human.
    This is because of three things… travel/commute, life-quality(electricity), and of course existence biased of the previous two.

    Once a wise person has surcomed to global warming they attempt to eliminate the above three mentioned.
    This is only if the wise person has surcomed to global warming.

    You see, the global warming fearing person is paranoid of the fact that ‘the earth will become an oven’.
    These same people believe the Sun is expanding and do not even consider this into their equation.

    In short, you have two types of extremists. One suggests life on earth will be nonexistent when temperatures become high.
    The other suggests God determines the outcome.

    This is a great debate between the enlightened, and the lack of.
    Higher temps. lead to human trivial according to recordings in our past.
    Yet extreme high temps. would lead to death.

    Liberals in their own ignorance do not understand that some species can/will survive in even extreme higher temperatures.
    If this is true, than evolution will continue even to the point that roaches will evolve into humans

  • Zeynnie Zimbobwe says:

    Can you guess which song inspired this poem?

    so this is a poem about the rise of a powerful person and his descent into madness

    once there was a man who walked alone
    and in the dead of night , he was shown
    what it means to live and what it means to be alive
    and then this man began to strive , saying
    ” i was once a poor boy in the wilderness
    and the preacher helped me find my way
    and now i know the truth
    and now i have a home – at last ”
    But this was not enough – why would it be ?
    This poor boy was hated by society
    so he got a toy gun and shot at a statue
    depecting monarchial tyranny
    saying ” in this way opression will die . ”
    And he said to the world , come follow me
    and ill save your souls and destiny
    but no one followed , because they were enslaved
    by the drivel on the radio bombarding them that day
    and he said ” come folllow me children of adom
    and ill save you from them both – bush and saddam
    such tyranny feeds at the strains of the stone age
    feeding with bondage , knowledge and carnage ”
    but the children of adom followed not
    and so preacher boy called them edom and pol pot
    and preacher boy began to blaspheme god
    and preacher boy hated the aharonic rod
    saying ” this is the end , this is the time
    this is the call from the god of mine
    to annihilate sinners and to strive in my power
    i want to be famous , just for 1 hour ”
    so preacher boy became teacher boy
    and taught the world about columbus
    he started hating those lost heathens that he was meant to save
    martin luther , and lucifer , hating the jewish way
    saying ” i can show you all my knowledge
    i can get you into college ”
    after college the boy went on
    to write a story and
    he discovered the twin sun
    he became an astronout
    and ruled from camelot
    and he ran a business that was a car dealership
    joining heavy industry
    loving all society
    runing for the senate
    becoming on top of it
    running for president
    becoming a global resident
    his power achieves unity
    his dreams are a reality
    his knife assassinates his mind
    he kills kennedy 10 more times
    and bush , obama morphed in one
    realizing osama isnt done
    the ressurection of the dead
    the attraction of zedong the red
    the armies of the demon locusts
    the end of the world is upon us
    the innocent boy once an orphan
    becomes a tyrant , becomes a madman
    he enforces vaccinations
    he enforces forced cremation
    all the dead are burned in ovens
    increasing the pharisee’s leaven
    practicing with the heathens
    thousands of dead percievers
    hundred thousand dead of his own followers
    millions of dead believers
    billions of dead dissenters
    trillions of dead relenters
    all the dead gather against him
    and he descends to madness
    and he joins the sadness
    weeping for the loss of innocence
    dreaming in his own dream sequence
    inviting over linton and heathcliff
    machiavelli and hindley and breathing
    the life of society , convenience maniacy
    escalating concentrating
    pointalism then is raging
    cubism , cubaism
    stalinism , castroism
    castrated stalin zedong
    the end initiated by a gong
    this madman kills men
    because they are not aliens
    the scientologists massacre them
    and anonymous is too busy with ” end the fed ” then
    NESARA takes over the world
    sherry shriners to busy fighting with Nikomia to care
    alex jones is reduced to a ruined heap
    jesus-is-savior.com confiscated by the government
    where are we now ? were all dead
    and the man – the little boy of innonce
    raves with power like a lunatic
    he kills the world
    corrupts the morals
    creates gmos
    illuminizes the soil
    monsanto nazis
    zionislamic policies
    hussein and muslim tyranny
    approaching his policies
    the end of libertarianism
    the end of conservatism
    the end of right and left
    united are the east and west
    united against hebraic ways
    because of their antisemitic persuasions
    and all the world is left in astonishment
    as they all rise from the dead
    and the madman drools from his own head
    and he ends the world in a holocaust
    and we are all killed and the end is near
    little children the end is here
    nuclear bombs – the worst fear
    of man , life , and liberty
    and this man and his holocaust society
    reflect the past in the broken glass
    of the sands of time of lybia and iraq
    saying ”
    once there was a man who walked alone
    and in the dead of night , he was shown
    what it means to live and what it means to be alive
    and then this man began to strive”
    and now this man is locked in hell
    holocausts didnt serve his soul well
    were all dead , were all cyring
    society is dying….

    little orphan weeping . little orphan sleeping .
    we show him love . he strives
    he gains power . we die
    little orphan weeping . holocaust

  • Maja Savic says:

    It has come to my understanding that Obama is an environmentalists first and a tyrant second.

    All that is intelligent fluctuates between extreme right and left wing ideas. In short extreme left
    wing ideas are focused and centered around environmentalists ideas. But why?

    Environmentalists consider human-kind a disease. Each human can contribute 3000% CO^2 per human.
    This is because of three things… travel/commute, life-quality(electricity), and of course existence biased of the previous two.

    Once a wise person has surcomed to global warming they attempt to eliminate the above three mentioned.
    This is only if the wise person has surcomed to global warming.

    You see, the global warming fearing person is paranoid of the fact that ‘the earth will become an oven’.
    These same people believe the Sun is expanding and do not even consider this into their equation.

    In short, you have two types of extremists. One suggests life on earth will be nonexistent when temperatures become high.
    The other suggests God determines the outcome.

    This is a great debate between the enlightened, and the lack of.
    Higher temps. lead to human trivial according to recordings in our past.
    Yet extreme high temps. would lead to death.

    Liberals in their own ignorance do not understand that some species can/will survive in even extreme higher temperatures.
    If this is true, than evolution will continue even to the point that roaches will evolve into humans

  • Ana Beatriz Daflon says:

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

    When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

    Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

    The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

    Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

    The movie “Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

    Movie trivia: The movie “Invasion U.S.A.” is, in fact, a documentary.

    Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

    It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.

    Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way.

    The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.

    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

    Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

    Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris”

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    chcuk norris created all the colors of the visble light spectrum. except for pink. tom cruse created pink.

  • Live in the SkY says:

    List of things that cause cancer:
    Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.
    I don’t know if this list is true, I just googled it.

  • Lorrie Lauro says:

    The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

    When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

    Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

    The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

    Hellen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren’t before his first space expedition.

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

    The movie “Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

    Movie trivia: The movie “Invasion U.S.A.” is, in fact, a documentary.

    Chuck Norris does not “style” his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

    It’s widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris’ stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris’ skin.

    Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is “his” way.

    The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t play god. Playing is for children.

    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

    Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

    Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: “Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris”

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
    chcuk norris created all the colors of the visble light spectrum. except for pink. tom cruse created pink.

  • Patsy Herring says:

    It has come to my understanding that Obama is an environmentalists first and a tyrant second.

    All that is intelligent fluctuates between extreme right and left wing ideas. In short extreme left
    wing ideas are focused and centered around environmentalists ideas. But why?

    Environmentalists consider human-kind a disease. Each human can contribute 3000% CO^2 per human.
    This is because of three things… travel/commute, life-quality(electricity), and of course existence biased of the previous two.

    Once a wise person has surcomed to global warming they attempt to eliminate the above three mentioned.
    This is only if the wise person has surcomed to global warming.

    You see, the global warming fearing person is paranoid of the fact that ‘the earth will become an oven’.
    These same people believe the Sun is expanding and do not even consider this into their equation.

    In short, you have two types of extremists. One suggests life on earth will be nonexistent when temperatures become high.
    The other suggests God determines the outcome.

    This is a great debate between the enlightened, and the lack of.
    Higher temps. lead to human trivial according to recordings in our past.
    Yet extreme high temps. would lead to death.

    Liberals in their own ignorance do not understand that some species can/will survive in even extreme higher temperatures.
    If this is true, than evolution will continue even to the point that roaches will evolve into humans

  • Annette Cutter says:

    Can you guess which song inspired this poem?

    so this is a poem about the rise of a powerful person and his descent into madness

    once there was a man who walked alone
    and in the dead of night , he was shown
    what it means to live and what it means to be alive
    and then this man began to strive , saying
    ” i was once a poor boy in the wilderness
    and the preacher helped me find my way
    and now i know the truth
    and now i have a home – at last ”
    But this was not enough – why would it be ?
    This poor boy was hated by society
    so he got a toy gun and shot at a statue
    depecting monarchial tyranny
    saying ” in this way opression will die . ”
    And he said to the world , come follow me
    and ill save your souls and destiny
    but no one followed , because they were enslaved
    by the drivel on the radio bombarding them that day
    and he said ” come folllow me children of adom
    and ill save you from them both – bush and saddam
    such tyranny feeds at the strains of the stone age
    feeding with bondage , knowledge and carnage ”
    but the children of adom followed not
    and so preacher boy called them edom and pol pot
    and preacher boy began to blaspheme god
    and preacher boy hated the aharonic rod
    saying ” this is the end , this is the time
    this is the call from the god of mine
    to annihilate sinners and to strive in my power
    i want to be famous , just for 1 hour ”
    so preacher boy became teacher boy
    and taught the world about columbus
    he started hating those lost heathens that he was meant to save
    martin luther , and lucifer , hating the jewish way
    saying ” i can show you all my knowledge
    i can get you into college ”
    after college the boy went on
    to write a story and
    he discovered the twin sun
    he became an astronout
    and ruled from camelot
    and he ran a business that was a car dealership
    joining heavy industry
    loving all society
    runing for the senate
    becoming on top of it
    running for president
    becoming a global resident
    his power achieves unity
    his dreams are a reality
    his knife assassinates his mind
    he kills kennedy 10 more times
    and bush , obama morphed in one
    realizing osama isnt done
    the ressurection of the dead
    the attraction of zedong the red
    the armies of the demon locusts
    the end of the world is upon us
    the innocent boy once an orphan
    becomes a tyrant , becomes a madman
    he enforces vaccinations
    he enforces forced cremation
    all the dead are burned in ovens
    increasing the pharisee’s leaven
    practicing with the heathens
    thousands of dead percievers
    hundred thousand dead of his own followers
    millions of dead believers
    billions of dead dissenters
    trillions of dead relenters
    all the dead gather against him
    and he descends to madness
    and he joins the sadness
    weeping for the loss of innocence
    dreaming in his own dream sequence
    inviting over linton and heathcliff
    machiavelli and hindley and breathing
    the life of society , convenience maniacy
    escalating concentrating
    pointalism then is raging
    cubism , cubaism
    stalinism , castroism
    castrated stalin zedong
    the end initiated by a gong
    this madman kills men
    because they are not aliens
    the scientologists massacre them
    and anonymous is too busy with ” end the fed ” then
    NESARA takes over the world
    sherry shriners to busy fighting with Nikomia to care
    alex jones is reduced to a ruined heap
    jesus-is-savior.com confiscated by the government
    where are we now ? were all dead
    and the man – the little boy of innonce
    raves with power like a lunatic
    he kills the world
    corrupts the morals
    creates gmos
    illuminizes the soil
    monsanto nazis
    zionislamic policies
    hussein and muslim tyranny
    approaching his policies
    the end of libertarianism
    the end of conservatism
    the end of right and left
    united are the east and west
    united against hebraic ways
    because of their antisemitic persuasions
    and all the world is left in astonishment
    as they all rise from the dead
    and the madman drools from his own head
    and he ends the world in a holocaust
    and we are all killed and the end is near
    little children the end is here
    nuclear bombs – the worst fear
    of man , life , and liberty
    and this man and his holocaust society
    reflect the past in the broken glass
    of the sands of time of lybia and iraq
    saying ”
    once there was a man who walked alone
    and in the dead of night , he was shown
    what it means to live and what it means to be alive
    and then this man began to strive”
    and now this man is locked in hell
    holocausts didnt serve his soul well
    were all dead , were all cyring
    society is dying….

    little orphan weeping . little orphan sleeping .
    we show him love . he strives
    he gains power . we die
    little orphan weeping . holocaust

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